In college, Jason learned about Socio-political Hydroponics and Wholesaling. Thus exposed to shady dealings and sales discounting, Jason went to work as an Account Executive. Other than the uncanny ability to sell himself in the third-person, Jason left two years later for ad school in San Francisco with a healthy lack of cynicism and one very unhealthy cough.

This short-storied career began at the United States Chamber of Commerce in Washington D.C. where Jason wrote long-winded highbrow speeches and editorials. Which doesn't really matter because nobody reads long copy speeches and editorials these days. So congratulations, reader, for getting this far.

Jason is currently working at Deutsch in New York. His favorite food is sandwiches.